My Daily Routine (Lucy & Jordi)
Do you ever wonder what your dogs are up to all day?
I do too. Here's what I imagine happens while I'm not paying attention.
5am: Pre-waking play
My humans arent't up yet. Should we wake them? I'm not sure. Let's just play quietly until they wakes up. *plays loudly*
6:30am: Alarm clock
Ugh. They're still isn't up. I need to pee, let's just wake them.
6:45am: Morning walk
Wow, it feels amazing to be outdoors. Wow, what is that smell? Wow, and that other smell?! So many smells! Does anyone have treats in their pocket today? I'm not sure. Let me misbehave a little and see if they try to bribe me.
7:00am: Breakfast and self grooming
Mom really needs to start switching up these flavors of kibble. This is giving me the itis.
11:00am: Surprise! I just napped
Wow, I took a nap and the humans used this opportunity to leave us. I see how it is. Let me bark really quickly to let my homies know I have a free crib.
11:05am: No one wants to come over!
Hm. They all say they're locked inside...likely excuse.
5pm: Are the humans home yet?
*wakes up from nap* Wow, where has the day gone? I had so much planned to do today, but the time ran away from me. I guess napping was the main priority anyway lmao. Let me play until mom gets back.
6pm: They're back!
HOOOOOMANS ARE HOME!!! It's time to go to the park. Chop chop humans--I said CHOP CHOP!